11 Years
December 31, 2014 - December 31, 2025
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December 31st, 2014
New Year's Eve. Married in our living room.
Poor as shit. Faith on the way.
A promise to build a life together.
11 years later, that promise became...
Jessica wins! 👑
(Shocking no one)
Things Andrew says... a lot
"On my way!" - ∞ times
"WTF!?" - constantly
Asked 4,949 questions (vs Jessica's 2,860)
The man is curious, okay?
😁 👍 🤷 🍆 🙄
Yes, that's an eggplant 🍆
(68 times, we counted)
🙄 🤷 😑 😘 🤣
Queen of the eye roll
(277 times... yikes)
8,779 messages on Saturdays!
The moments that made us laugh until we cried
"I like your boobies Momma.. ya I like your tiny little baby boobies.. they're so tiny"
- January 2018
Thanks, Faith. Thanks a lot.
"No these are not pants.. these are water undies!!"
- July 2018 (in her bathing suit)
"Can I pee like this!?"
"But Daddy pees like this..."
Jess: "Well Daddy has a different who ha..."
"Oh ok."
- September 2018
Ari: "Jess what does daddy like the most?"
Mom: "As far as what?"
Ari: "Like birds ummm..."
Faith: "HE DOESNT LIKE BEES!!!"
- September 2018
She's not wrong though.
Faith asked if I was happy..
I said of course bc I love you...
She said "well I love you too bc you are cake"
- March 2019
The girls are playing...
Ari says something...
Faith's response: "Ari do I look stupid to you!?"
- April 2018
Where does she get this from?
Faith asks Ari...
"Ari.. do you want to share that with me?
Sharing is caring Arianna..."
- March 2019
She said what she wanted and very seriously said...
"And I want it delivered!"
- September 2020
The pandemic changed her.
Faith - laughing -
"Momma look! This one looks like butt cheeks!"
- January 2019
The highlights, lowlights, and LOLs
2017
✅ Moved into our Sherrill house (Dec 2015)
✅ Faith turned 2 and started talking
😂 "Just touched down in VEGAS!!!"
😂 "My charger is a shit junk chinese POS"
1,176 messages (partial year)
2018
✅ Faith started saying hilarious things
✅ "I feel like we are married and in love all over again"
❌ Most arguments (we survived!)
😂 "Seriously both my phones are fucked up and I'm pretty sure all the GPS satellites are drunk"
8,204 messages - Our chattiest year!
2019
✅ "You're the best wife I had all decade!"
✅ "Best decision of your life marrying me"
❌ The great cat debate
😂 "If you see my Sexy Assistant.. can you tell her she's outta SICK DAYS!"
6,836 messages
2020
✅ Homeschooling together (sort of)
✅ "I wouldn't be able to do it without you"
❌ Kids. Home. All day. Every day.
😂 "How can I answer you when I'm goin 70mph on a Harley!?"
6,582 messages
2021
✅ "You are my best friend and the greatest thing to ever happen to me"
✅ Learning to communicate better
❌ Health scares and stress
😂 "Roseberry frankenpickle" oil to help Faith sleep
7,986 messages
2022
✅ Millie born - became Funkle!
✅ "We are strong as shit and don't need anyone else's opinions"
❌ Lost Dad (March) - the hardest time
✅ "I love you.. I'm sorry I didn't make it back in time"
6,828 messages
2023
✅ Marley born - double Funkle!
✅ "We will figure this out.. whatever happens"
❌ More health scares
😂 "Got a $100 tip! First tank of gas is free!"
6,837 messages
2024
✅ 10 years married!
✅ "Your smile brightens my worst days"
❌ Life still crazy... but we're used to it
😂 "Pretty sure arianna grew a full cup size while I was gone!"
6,053 messages
2025
✅ Louisiana trip!
✅ Tim & Carey's wedding
✅ Still growing, still laughing
😂 And this slideshow exists!
6,889 messages (and counting!)
The moments we said what mattered most
"I wanted to tell you that I love you. I have been in many relationships where there is something not right... and can honestly say - I am so incredibly happy to be married to you, my wife, my best friend, and my partner in crime! I couldn't imagine it any other way."
- Andrew, September 2019
"I'll never love someone as much as I love you... You're amazing and loving and so supportive. I know it's not easy having me come home late a lot of nights... But I promise it won't be forever and I am so grateful for you."
- Andrew, July 2022
"Ello Luv! Just wanted to tell you how much I love everything about you. The way you make me feel and the way your smile brightens my worst days, and your heart and love touches everyone around you. I'm in awe of your strength and how you handle everything with such grace every single day."
- Andrew, April 2024
"I feel like the last couple of days have been really good with you and I and I feel like we are married and in love all over again... Helping with the kids.. meals.. discipline.. overall just being present.. and it is making such a difference."
- Jessica, August 2018
"You are my best friend and the greatest thing to ever happen to me... you are my sunshine on a rainy day... I love you more than anything and I love our life.. I love our love.. our sarcasm... our sick sense of humor... I love all of you.. every piece."
- Jessica, April 2021
"I appreciate all that you do for me, for us, for our family. I appreciate that you are so hardworking and would do anything for us... I'm proud to call you my husband."
- Jessica, March 2018
Year 5 - December 2019
"Bring your game face and smiles and love for me bc you made the best decision of your life marrying me 5 years ago 😉"
- Jessica
"You're the best wife I had all decade!"
- Andrew
The ways we've become better together
2018: Long defensive text essays explaining why we're right
2025: A 2-second hug that says "I hear you" without words
Then: "I'm sorry BUT..."
Now: "I'm sorry. Period. I love you."
359 "sorry"s later, we got good at it.
Then: "Why didn't YOU do this?"
Now: "How can WE handle this together?"
Andrew: "We will get through this and we will figure it out. So let's stay positive."
We lost parents who meant everything.
We faced health scares and sleepless nights.
We juggled work and kids and life.
But we never faced any of it alone.
"I know it really sucks honey.. The only thing I can tell you is that it does get easier.. I don't recommend sitting at home alone. Come hang out with me.. I love you! I know its hard."
- Andrew, March 2022 (After losing Dad)
"You are not going to fail. You don't fail. You make it work, always. You are the smartest human I know (besides myself)... you are extremely skilled in every part of your job."
- Jessica, February 2020
"We are strong as shit and don't need anyone else's opinions to tell us who or what we are... You're doing perfectly fine and ur a strong person and amazing woman. We will figure this all out... whatever happens, we'll get through it all because that's who we are and what we do!"
- Andrew, December 2022
"We can prepare and ensure that there's a plan in place for everything... however, I know that we're not going to need all of that. You've been in touch with your body... You're pretty damn healthy. We will figure it out!"
- Andrew, May 2023 (Health scare)
"On my way!"
"Drive safe"
"Love you"
"Miss you"
"Be home soon"
970 everyday moments of love
Through 57,391 messages...
Through arguments about dishes and who said what...
Through losing parents and raising kids...
Through every "I'm sorry" and every "I love you"...
Not because it was easy. Because it was worth it.
Through all 11 years...
I'm still always late.
You're still telling me to hurry up.
We'll still love each other...
(and I'm still thinking out loud)
We'll still love each other...
...which is 277+ times and counting
We'll still love each other...
and you still haven't blocked me
We'll still love each other...
and I'm still on the couch
We'll still love each other...
and it's actually 20
We'll still love each other...
that I've asked you
We'll still love each other...
so basically every day
We'll still love each other...
...you know what you did
We'll still love each other...
and I pretend not to notice
We'll still love each other...
...which, honestly, fair
We'll still love each other...
...again
We'll still love each other...
because it makes you smile eventually
We'll still love each other...
and I'm still "about to do it"
We'll still love each other...
and I'm the closest target
We'll still love each other...
with the wrong thing... again
- Ed Sheeran
"I couldn't imagine being anything other than your husband... You're always the only woman I want to talk to, the only one I want to come home to, the only one I want to grow old with."
- Andrew, September 2019
Happy Anniversary Babe.
- Your Favorite Husband
December 31, 2025
...and yes, there's 69 slides 😏